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PnF: Guys Talk Girls XD

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(Phinmeister has logged on)

Phinmeister says:
Hey, BJ!!!

You say:
Hi 8D

Phinmeister says:
Whatcha dooooin'?

You say:
Nothing.

Phinmeister says:
Srsly? You're not even doing any homework?

You say:
All done. Two days ago.

Phinmeister says:
Wow. I don't even think Ferb can do it that fast…
Ha! A first! LOLLLLL

You say:
What are you doing?

Phinmeister says:
Chatting.

You say:
Funnyyyyy…

Phinmeister says:
8D I try.
Ferb went out with Dad to pick up Vanessa. She's FINALLY coming over for dinner. She kinda couldn't with her parents issues

You say:
Ah, yes. You and Ferb mentioned something about her father being weird.
What did you say he did again?

Phinmeister says:
…. Uh, pharmacist.

You say:
Must be smart then

Phinmeister says:
HA! Yeah, right he is
XDDDDDDD

You say:
What does that mean?

Phinmeister says:
Her dad's a total weirdo, Jeet. Like, srsly.

You say:
Seriously as in how?

Phinmeister says:
Can't really share that info with you, bro. Ferb would have my head… well, another coocoo would too. LOL
Gotta keep quiet for now.

You say:
Fair enough

Phinmeister says:
Anyway, since we're chatting, I figured I'd peek in and ask how that girl-watchin's going

You say:
-__-"

Phinmeister says:
^0^

You say:
It's not girl watching, Phin.

Phinmeister says:
You do it at lunch hour.

You say:
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET, PHINEAS FLYNN >8/

Phinmeister says:
8DDDDD
I didn't tell anyone, don't worry

You say:
Not even Ferb? You tell him everything.

Phinmeister says:
Even if I did, he wouldn't care. It's Bufe that would laugh his head off.

You say:
DX

Phinmeister says:
Anyway, what I meant was how's it going with Wendy Stinglehopper?

You say:
*w*

Phinmeister says:
HAHA!!

You say:
I get weak-kneed every time I speak to her

Phinmeister says:
You get weak-kneed all the time, BJ.

You say:
Xp

Phinmeister says:
Why don't you just ask her out?

You say:
You are asking me this why?

Phinmeister says:
You really like her, don't you?

You say:
You did not answer my question, Phineas.

Phinmeister says:
XP
I'm asking you cuz it's about time you ask HER

You say:
Hey, whoa whoa whoa! Who are you to be telling me this?????

Phinmeister says:
Huh?

You say:
You just went on your first date with Isabella last week, and you are telling ME to hurry up?

Phinmeister says:
*___*

You say:
You did not even officially ask her! Ferb helped you!

Phinmeister says:
Hey, hey, lay off! >8(

You say:
She's liked you since you were 6!

Phinmeister says:
Would you drop that? Does NO one get tired of that?

You say:
LOL You have to admit it though

Phinmeister says:
…. Admit what?

You say:
You REALLY don't know anything about romance.

Phinmeister says:
Siiiiggggghhhhhh
Fine, rub it in, sheesh

You say:
XDDDDDDDDD

Phinmeister says:
You guys suck, you know that? XD

You say:
Did you tell that to Ferb?

Phinmeister says:
Yes.

You say:
And what did he say?

Phinmeister says:
………. "At least I notice a flirt."

You say:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
That is rich!

Phinmeister says:
Come off it! I had better things to think about than how beautiful Izzie looks, Dude!

You say:
*gasp*
You just called her BEAUTIFULLLLLL

Phinmeister says:
Okay, real mature, Baljeet…. </sarcasm>

You say:
Did you kiss her?

Phinmeister says:
You already know I did

You say:
Aaaaannndd???

Phinmeister says:
O_O
You want me to go into DETAILS???

You say:
I need some info! I have only kissed Wendy once!

Phinmeister says:
Yah, and you were TEN!!

You say:
That puts me ahead of my game, then. Because I kissed a girl before you!

Phinmeister says:
Oh shut up

You say:
XDDDD
But really, did you kiss her again? You know, other than when you kissed her in the park?

Phinmeister says:
I still need to get back at Candace for that dirty trick

You say:
XDDD

Phinmeister says:
I…. kissed her once after that….

You say:
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
You're pulling your ear, aren't you?

Phinmeister says:
How the heck can you tell that?

You say:
There's a lot of periods between your words, Phineas. You hesitate when you lie verbally, and you do it on MSN too. XDDDDDDDDD I am a geek, not an idiot.

Phinmeister says:
XDDDDDDD
Fine. I kissed her three times since then.

You say:
On the lips?

Phinmeister says:
Do I REALLY have to answer that question?????

You say:
Yes, yes you do!

Phinmeister says:
¬__¬"
Yes. Yes, I kissed her on the lips, Baljeet.

You say:
You think Irving saw it?

Phinmeister says:
@____@
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You say:
^0^

Phinmeister says:
I sure as heck HOPE he didn't….
He's a nice guy but… I dunno…
A little creepy sometimes

You say:
PnF stalker!
XDDD

Phinmeister says:
He's not all that bad when he DOESN'T have that ridiculous camera with him

You say:
Say that when he screams in your ears
WHERE ART THOU, PERRY? XDDD
He did not even SAY that right! Sheesh!

Phinmeister says:
Do I sound that bad whenever I wonder where Perry goes? ^^;

You say:
Meh. You're his owner
And it sounds better when you say it.

Phinmeister says:
Why, thank you

You say:
^^
Anyway, the real reason I was asking you about Isabella and you kissing was… Well, I overheard some of Izzie's friends saying that Wendy told them she wanted me to… walk her home after school.

Phinmeister says:
Pfffff
That's it?

You say:
Well… and she wants me to ask her out on a date……

Phinmeister says:
….. 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Soooooooo???

You say:
Well, I dunno!
What should I do?

Phinmeister says:
You're asking me, the guy who you were teasing about needing help to ask a girl out, for advice?

You say:
Despite your awkwardness when it comes to romance, Phin, you're the most confident person I know.
So…. I felt like I should ask you?

Phinmeister says:
You're cute

You say:
XDDDD

Phinmeister says:
It's not really that hard to be confident, BJ. If you REALLY want to go out with her, just ask. I wasn't SURE if I wanted to go out. That's why Ferb gave me a boost. I'm totally new to this romance shedazzle. You've been watching Isabella flirt with me for years, remember?

You say:
Wow, you just admitted that

Phinmeister says:
Don't you dare repeat it.
…. Ah darn. DX

You say:
What?

Phinmeister says:
Ferb just walked in and saw me type that in. ¬¬"

You say:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Phinmeister says:
He's got impeccable timing sometimes.

You say:
Since he's here, I guess I shouldn't start a big conversation about this, huh? I mean, Vanessa's there now, right?

Phinmeister says:
Yeah… But I'm sure Ferb could spare a moment
Hold on
Brb





(ManOfAction has joined the conversation)

Phinmeister says:
Got him!

You say:
Hi Ferb!

ManOfAction says:
^^
Hello

You say:
I am sorry that Phineas pulled you away from your GF…

Phinmeister says:
Hey, you needed help!

You say:
Not desperately.

Phinmeister says:
You SOUNDED desperate.

ManOfAction says:
It's fine. Nessa's just talking to Mum right now

Phinmeister says:
And she's cooking. So when Mom's cooking, she can talk for a while. XDDD

ManOfAction says:
So… what did I miss?

Phinmeister says:
BJ wants help hitching a girl.

You say:
What a way to deliver a message, Phineas!

Phinmeister says:
XP That's what YOU get for asking me what my kisses with Izzie were like.

ManOfAction says:
^0^
You mean I missed the GOOD STUFF???

Phinmeister says:
STOP LAUGHING, EINSTEIN!!!!!!!! D8<

ManOfAction says:
Fill me in, fill me in!!!!

Phinmeister says:
DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING

ManOfAction says:
Ignore him. Tell me everything.

Phinmeister says:
FERB!!!

You say:
XDDDDDDDD

Phinmeister says:
You're a lousy brother sometimes, you know that?

ManOfAction says:
I am what I am, I suppose.

Phinmeister says:
……………………………………….Muffin Man

ManOfAction says:
XPPPPPP

You say:
You two are in the same bedroom yet you're on MSN with me……..

Phinmeister says:
You can't hear us so we're typing it out for you

You say:
How considerate *w*

ManOfAction says:
Anyway, if you need help with something, might as well start typing, Baljeet.
Dinner will be ready soon
Oh, and Candace will be here with Jeremy too, Phineas.

Phinmeister says:
I'm sitting right next to you
You couldn't have just told me that without typing?

ManOfAction says:
I want Baljeet to see you freak out

Phinmeister says:
About what?

ManOfAction says:
Candace is bringing over her homemade pistachio icecream.

Phinmeister says:
@_____@
8)
*WW*
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You say:
XDDDDDDDDDD
That's *beautiful* XDDD

Phinmeister says:
Have you ever TASTED her icecream?????? Man, I love every bite of it!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHENISSHEGETTINGHERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

ManOfAction says:
In about half an hour.
So if Baljeet needs help, let's help him now.

Phinmeister says:
Oh, right.

You say:
… Go on, say it

Phinmeister says:
o_o Say what?

You say:
You know….

ManOfAction says:
3-2-1

Phinmeister says:
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do tonight!
HEYYY!!!
NO COUNTDOWNS! >8(

You say:
HAHAHA!!

ManOfAction says:
^-^

Phinmeister says:
You make that sound like a running gag…

ManOfAction says:
Who says it isn't?

Phinmeister says:
¯x¯"
I hate you

ManOfAction says:
You'll take that back after dinner ;)
Anyway… Who's the girl?

You say:
Wendy Stinglehopper

ManOfAction says:
Well, lets' start with discussing your options
Do you know what she likes?

You say:
Math

Phinmeister says:
XDD

ManOfAction says:
I meant to eat, Baljeet.

You say:
Oh. XDDD
She likes Sushi.

Phinmeister says:
Why not that popular sushi restaurant downtown? I hear it's the best in Danville.

You say:
Should I take her there?
But I hear it's expensive

ManOfAction says:
Not if you know the right people

Phinmeister says:
Ferb worked there last summer, remember? He got me sick on sushi

You say:
Haha! Oh yeah!

ManOfAction says:
I thought it was funny

Phinmeister says:
Yeah, until I threw up and Mom yelled at us
… Why did I get in trouble for that?

ManOfAction says:
Mum said you've got a sensitive stomach remember?

Phinmeister says:
So?

ManOfAction says:
So perhaps she would have thought that her youngest son was responsible enough not to overdo it with foreign food again

Phinmeister says:
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BLINDFOLDED ME AND STUFFED IT DOWN MY THROAT!!!

You say:
XDDDDDDD

Phinmeister says:
And then when you added that stupid bit of octopus I threw up all over the place

You say:
Eeeeeeewwww, gross! D8>

ManOfAction says:
Okay, let's just get this over with now before our time runs out.
Back to Wendy…
Try the sushi place. If she loves sushi, that's a perfect start.

You say:
But I don't have that much money, Ferb!

ManOfAction says:
That's why I'll pay for you.

You say:
…. You what?
You'll PAY for me???
But Ferb, I couldn't ask you to do that!

ManOfAction says:
I did it for Phineas
Not to mention you didn't ask. I'm offering. But only for the first date
So do you want reservations or not?

You say:
……… I love you guys *ww*

Phinmeister says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ManOfAction says:
I'll take that as a yes. XD
So ask her tomorrow, pick a day, and I'll take care of the rest.

You say:
You guys are life savers.
Thank you sooooo much, Phineas and Ferb

Phinmeister says:
^^ no prob BJ

ManOfAction says:
You're welcome
…. Now fill me in on what I missed.

Phinmeister says:
Faidfjaoi;erhawlgjfhlafkjvbafbawelfjbavn nmznbcvmnboirup
But you said you wanted to get off in time for dinner! D8

ManOfAction says:
And that's in another twenty-minutes
So fill me in, Baljeet

Phinmeister says:
DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING!!!!
Okay, this may LOOK long, but it's actually a very fast read. trust me.

I wanted to write something for Baljeet because I always feel bad for the little cutie:heart: So here he is, chatting with PnF on MSN.

A few things to note:



1) Baljeet's english is more "normal" you could say, on MSN, because he's not actually speaking it, he's writing it. Besides; he's sixteen here.

2) Phineas knows Doof? Since the 2nd Dimension movie that's coming out, yes. I like to think that, considering Perry is Phin's pet platypus, Phineas is kind of overprotective of his pet, not to mention can't help but admit that Doof is a bad inventor. (that will be reoccurring in Vocal Blues. Doof isn't thrilled that his daughter is going out with Ferb either, and he's sparked up a bit of jealousy towards the Flynn-Fletcher duo because all of their projects were successful but his weren't.
Oh yeah, and the other "coocoo" Phineas mentions is Major Monogram:giggle:

3) This story takes place a week or so after The story I wrote for Ferb's biological mother. Phin and Izzie go on their first date during that story.

4) Phineas likes Irving, but can't help but admit that he can get a little awkward. And Phin also adores his sister's cooking:giggle:

5) Wendy Stinglehopper appeared in the PnF Christmas special. I've seen plenty of OC girls on dA that were paired with Baljeet and I REALLY loved a lot of them, but I couldn't remember their names or what their personalities were like, so I just stuck with Wendy. She was a cute character, right? (that and I'm not very familiar with the other fireside girls yet, including the one that has a crush on BJ)

I love Phineas and Ferb's little arguments here. Especially the "Running Gag" one:giggle:


characters (c) Povenmire and Marsh
story (c) KicsterAsh
© 2011 - 2024 KicsterAsh
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TFanFairy's avatar

"Does NO one get tired of that?"

Its revenge for the amount of YEARS you were dense about Isabella's crush