KND: Msn Chat 1 part 2 of 2

You say:
?????
Nigel?
Helloooooooooo


_{(UnoCujo is online)}


UnoCujo says:
Ok, back

You say:
What was that about?

UnoCujo says:
Um… the door.
Someone was at my room door.

You say:
Uh huh…
You had to get offline just to see who was knocking?

UnoCujo says:
Hoagie, I'm not supposed to be talking with you, remember???
I could get decommissioned if I get caught!
Pretzel lets me know when someone's there before they open it. So I have to cut all communications.
You know that better than anyone.

You say:
Okokok, sorry I asked.

UnoCujo says:
…
I'm sorry I freaked out.
I just don't want to lose this
My memory, I mean…
Memories
Of you guys
The gang…
Pretzel's the only one who knows and hasn't told anyone. So he alerts me when someone's around.
His senses are better.
So… yeah…

You say:
You really desperate for human interaction?

UnoCujo says:
You have NO idea.
I miss everyone back home.
It's a pity I have to do this in secret with you and the others.

You say:
…
Um, your mom's going on a trip to Brazil
(fail attempt at changing subjects to make you feel better)

UnoCujo says:
… ah?
I remember how much she longed to do that.
(thnx, the attempt was well appreciated)

You say:
Yeah, she would talk to my mom about it for hours sometimes.
(yur welcum^^)

UnoCujo says:
When's she leaving?

You say:
Next Tuesday. She's super excited about it.

UnoCujo says:
^_^ Good. She deserves a nice trip away from everything.
… Does she… um, you know…

You say:
If by "um, you know" you mean "miss me", then yes, she does.
And by "miss me" I mean "miss you"
Aaaannnnd now I confused myself 0_o

UnoCujo says:
XDDD
I understood
You still keep her company at times?

You say:
For HER gingersnaps, I'll do anything.

UnoCujo says:
HOAGIE, MY MUM'S NOT A BAKERY!

You say:
XDDDDDDDDD
Relax, Nige, I'm kidding!
Though her cookies are delish, of course I still keep her company for the heck of it.
She's a sweet lady. She's got fantastic stories, to tell too.

UnoCujo says:
None about ME, right?

You say:
Nope
She told me those two years ago

UnoCujo says:
Ksdjfhakjlfahkjsvcbnskdn!!

You say:
HAHA! JKJKJKJK!!!

UnoCujo says:
Hoagie, you suck so bad right now >B(

You say:
I love you too Bro

UnoCujo says:
… Oh, no more Abby, I suppose?

You say:
…
Yo, shut up, Man!
That's not funny!

UnoCujo says:
Lmao
I found it quite hilarious

You say:
You're an English dork, you know that?

UnoCujo says:
I am also at a higher rank than you are in the TND.

You say:
…
At least I can drive a car.

UnoCujo says:
HEY! THAT DOESN'T COUNT!

You say:
Heehee!

UnoCujo says:
NO FAIR! Is it MY fault Aliens don't drive cars???

You say:
It's your fault you didn't graduate from Cadets Next Door as a pilot, haha!

UnoCujo says:
AT LEAST I HAVE MY OWN SHIP, HA >8/

You say:
You don't FLY it, tho

UnoCujo says:
Change of subjects!

You say:
Okay
Let's talk about ACRONYMS…

UnoCujo says:
Oh no
Heck no
We are NOT going there again!

You say:
Yah we is XD

UnoCujo says:
Come on! It was just a joke!

You say:
I can't believe you even SAID it in the first place, Dude!
That was epic!
You made Kuki scream, Bro, scream

UnoCujo says:
>B/
…
…
>B)

You say:
Uhoh… I dun like that emote…

UnoCujo says:
B…

You say:
DON'T YOU DARE SPELL THAT WORD!
That was the most embarrassing mission ever!
We will not speak of it on chat, Nigel Uno!
NEVAH!

UnoCujo says:
Then stick a pin in the earlier conversation and hang it up
Because I don't wanna hear about THAT either!

You say:
XDDD
Okokok! LOLZ

UnoCujo says:
Heehee!
I wonder what Abby would say if she saw us talking about these things

You say:
She'd probably hit us
Or hit me
She seems to like doing that lately.

UnoCujo says:
It's the puns, Hoagie.
Lose the puns, you'll stop getting a beating.

You say:
BU
YOU CANNOT CHANGE WHO I AM

UnoCujo says:
ROFL
I dunno why, but I can just picture you bellowing that outloud rightnow

You say:
XDD
Oh hey, Mom just yelled at me to start my homework.
I probably should… or else I won't get desert
(mommadedeathbychocolateyuuuummmm)

UnoCujo says:
XDDDD
At least Aliens like chocolate too XD
It's a universal snack.

You say:
Good
Cuz I'd be worried for you if you didn't have any chocolate
Anywho, gotta go write that essay. We need to write a report on Romeo and Juliet
… NOT A SINGLE WORD OUT OF YOU, NIGEL

UnoCujo says:
Ah darn! XD
When's it due?

You say:
Eeehhh… in three days

UnoCujo says:
XDDDDDD
Oh yeah, you were the smart one, so procrastination never killed your grades

You say:
It kills Wally's tho, haha!

UnoCujo says:
XDD

You say:
But yash… I procrastinate.

UnoCujo says:
Liek a BOSS

You say:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rofl!!!
I cannot see you saying that for real, haha!

UnoCujo says:
-U-

You say:
Oh god, I can'T stop laughing!

UnoCujo says:
Oh for Pete's sake! It was just a word!

You say:
Yeah… but a word you would NEVER say like that, hahaha!

UnoCujo says:
XDDDD
What can I say? I learned from the best
… Which was Abby, not you

You say:
Oh whoa, low blow there, Dude
XDDD
But I'll forgive you since I'm still laughing XD

UnoCujo says:
XDD
Anyway, I should probably go too… I need to go train some KNDs tomorrow

You say:
Awww
Numbuh 1 the babysitter XD

UnoCujo says:
XDD
Anyway, talk to you via vid on Friday?
Or are you busy?

You say:
Neh, I should be free.

UnoCujo says:
Very good, then.

You say:
Chip chip, jolly jolly!

UnoCujo says:
XDDDDDDDDD
If you were trying to mock me, you impersonated the wrong country, idiot

You say:
I know I did
But it's still fun to say after you said something real British like

UnoCujo says:
How's that British???

You say:
Very good, then, ol' Chap!

UnoCujo says:
Okay, NOW you sound like an idiot

You say:
I try my best!
Anyway, tiem to hit the HMWK
See you on Friday?

UnoCujo says:
Yep!

You say:
Now THAT sounded American

UnoCujo says:
GOODBYE HOAGIE GILLIGAN

You say:
XDD heehee!
Later Days, Nigel!

_{(You are offline)}